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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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