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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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