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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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