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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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