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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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