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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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