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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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