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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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