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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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