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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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