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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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