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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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