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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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