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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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