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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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