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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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