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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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