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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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