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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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