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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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