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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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