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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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