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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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