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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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