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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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