Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.