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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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