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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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