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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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