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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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