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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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