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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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