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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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