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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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