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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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