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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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