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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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