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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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