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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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