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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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