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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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