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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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