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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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