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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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