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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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