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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Missy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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