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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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