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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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