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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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