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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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