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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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