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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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