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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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