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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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