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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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