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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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