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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tilly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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