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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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